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me: ugh why am i so lonely 
friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
me: no

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vagisodium: gossipgran: do guys put their penises in bagels do you put breadsticks in your vagina sometimes

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sarufish: that one character that you associate with so closely that you’re protective over them and it’s hard to stay rational when people insult them

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EXPLAIN YOUR WHOLE TUMBLR IN ONE GIF.

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when i turn 18

mom: go do this thing

me: dobby is a free elf now, dobby has no master

Sep 4

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Cosmo sex tip #569

cosmo-sex-tips: As she is about to give you a hand job , whisper “Whoever wields this hammer, if she be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor”

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lindaeastman: when people think they are better than other people because they prefer older music

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tsubomicode: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no...

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